Pledgesuit?

This morning at the end of minyan the Rabbi cautioned everyone to walk carefully as the shul parking lot is still very icy. He added, half-jokingly, "we wouldn't want anyone to get hurt and sue the shul!"

I piped up, "yeah, they might sue for a million dollars in pledges!"

Of course it was just a riff on this old classic (2nd one on page). But I'm not usually quick enough to get the funny quip out at the right moment - so this morning was cool!